Eye Patch Shenanigans

The other night I scratched my eye while fighting pirates sleeping, and woke up with burning, redness, and copious amounts of tears. Lovely! I got some ointment from the doctor, but I had to do something to cover up the gruesomeness in the short term, especially since I was due to attend Zooey’s 1st grade music concert that evening. So I whipped up a little homage to Elle Driver in Kill Bill. Nice, eh?