How Did You Find Me?
I just realized that Six Months of Solitude has been online for nearly a year—suckers!—so I thought it'd be fun to look back on all the different ways people have found my site. By and large, the hits are from people who make direct requests or come from links, but each month I get a goodly number of hits from inquisitive folks who are looking for something in a search engine. With this in mind, I reviewed my usage data for the past eleven months and compiled a list of my favorite search strings. Keep in mind that someone typed each and every one of these gems into a search engine, and then—through the sublime magic of the internet—ended up at my very own SMoS. Some of these I can figure out, some are pretty random, and some I'd prefer not to even think about. Enjoy.
Top Search Terms That Led to This Site:
- schizophrenic art
- thanksgiving castration
- angus young halloween costume
- amityville horror house recent picture
- caricatures of steven seagal
- totally farted
- brother can you spare a dime tab
- fishhook eyeball
- caesar liked cheese
- daily life for homo habilis
- doc holliday slash fiction
- broken cute meter chinese gymnasts
- demon doctors
- pedro's party from napoleon dynamite
- randy quaid with beard and glasses
- harry potter slash fiction the tattoo
- kosher tic tacs
- bicep cartoon
- brynner westworld
- dung bunny
- draco china hooker
- scalp udder cream
- testicular elephantiasis
- annette funicello in panties
- geraldo rivera unearths
- mechanically separated chicken
- converts into a hearse
- karen nudist colony of the dead
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1 Dave said January 14, 2010 at 9:37 p.m.
Gotta love the "caesar liked cheese".
Most entertaining, but also a little scary. To think I probably found SMoS through an equally strange query...
2 Dave said January 14, 2010 at 9:37 p.m.
Did I mention that the "smos" in the URL always makes me think of shmoes and storytelling around a camp fire?
Probably not.
3 Karen said January 14, 2010 at 9:37 p.m.
In the Midwest we call them s'mores, but I know what you mean. Chocolate, marshmallow...mmmm. I dig the storytelling, too, but not camp. You know how I feel about camp.
4 Dave said January 14, 2010 at 9:37 p.m.
The "camp" I was thinking of was more something like 20 friends hiking through the woods sitting out a freezing cold night huddled around a small fire. That was fun, in a strange sort of way.
5 Karen said January 14, 2010 at 9:37 p.m.
Nothing like a little hypothermia between friends.